20. weed. pizza. bman. 0711.
counter started on 11.9.13.
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Be at peace, not in pieces.
| [white house phone rings] | |
| blue ivy: | hello? |
| secret service member: | miss president, dr. west is on the phone. |
| blue ivy: | well put her on, I told you she has clearance |
| north west: | hey blue |
| blue ivy: | hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go? |
| north: | good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going? |
| blue: | ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week? |
| north: | i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever |
| blue: | oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records? |
| north: | that's classified but yes. |
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
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